Dumbledore:
Hey I've never met you
Petunia:
...
Dumbledore:
And this is crazy
Dumbledore:
Your sister died
Dumbledore:
So here's her baby
Petunia:
...
Gay Marriage:
I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse:
I'm legal in 23 states.
America:
I'm an idiot.
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling
There is a particular genus of teenagers who break out into song spontaneously with their friends, know all the words to Rent and/or Wicked, and will do anything for a taste of being onstage in front of an audience. They’re called theater geeks, and I am a card-carrying member of their ranks.
Think of all the Supernatural, Sherlock, and Doctor Who stuff you could buy with that much money.
^ THIS
if I had juice in my mouth just then, I would have spat it out
Think of all the Les Mis and Phantom tickets!
- do absolutely useless shit for 90% of the day
- freak out
- sleep
